Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

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if u texted drake in the middle of the night that u were sad he would leap into his toyota corrola and drive to your house immediately…even tho his legs are too big and his knees smash into the steering wheel every time he gets into the car…and sometimes at night he wonders if he should buy a more fuel efficient car…but his mom gave him this toyota corolla in high school and he doesnt want to disrespect her

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its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

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